|Ferncloud (almost Whorecloud)
Spiderleg, Shrewpaw, Birchfall, Larchkit, Hollykit, Foxleap, Icecloud, 3,000,000 other unidentified kits
- "Oh, hey Ferncloud. *talks casually* So, bun in the oven?"
- ―Firestar to Ferncloud.
Ferncloud is the biggest whore in the world. She has, like, millions of kits, due to the fact that she
1. enjoys kits.
2. never lets Dustpelt use a condom.
3. and that she doesn't want to be a warrior so she just has kits.
Also, should I mention she's a kit machine?
- "Yes, Ferncloud, I'll toast your buns...."
- ―Dustpelt reluctantly agreeing to do Ferncloud for the, like, 1,000,000th time.
- Ferncloud often got down and dirty with Dustpelt. She thought he was sexy, and he had a crush on her since she was an apprentice and he was still a warrior, which is kind of disturbing.
- Seriously, why didn't Firestar name her Whorecloud? But the real question here is, how many kits will she have?
The sweetheart sadly dies in the Last Hope. Why StarClan?? lol jk thank u starclan
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