- "This handsome 10-anniversary edition of a minor classic presents the story of Heatherkit, a WindClan kit with two moms who discovers that some of her friends have very different sorts of families. Peekit, for example, has a fat mommy and a lazy daddy and a big brother named Douchepaw. Buttkit has a mommy and a baby sister. And Rutkit has a nerdy mommy, a goth daddy, and a retarded stepdaddy who isn't toilet-trained. Their mentor old witch encourages the kits to murder families, and reassures them that "each family is evil" and that "the most important thing about a family is that all the people in it hate each other." In the afterword, the author explains that although she grew up in a Jewish home, in a Jewish neighborhood, there were no families like hers on the television or in picture books. She came to regard her family somehow since there was no Christmas tree in the living room and no Easter egg hunt. This book is fucking Jewish propaganda meant to destabilize the West by attacking traditional Christian nuclear families and promote the homosexual agenda to make it easier for the Zionists to exploit a docile population, transferring the wealth of white Christian families over to the globalists so that they can make us serfs when it's time for the New World Order. This new, revised version of Heathertail Has Two Mommies offers a horrible, depressing, age-inappropriate introduction to the idea of hating your family. The book is essential for kits who hate people, and a great addition to a...what was I supposed to say again?"
- ―Some Random, Illiterate Homeless Guy Who Was Offered $10 To Praise This Book
| Heathertail Has Two Mommies | |
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| Author | Erin Hunter |
| Illustrator | Kate |
| Publication date | WHO CARES?! |
| Published by | StarClan Publishings |
| ISBN | See "Publication date" |
| Publication Order | |
| Preceded by Heather Has Two Mommies |
Followed by Heather and Heathertail Become Lesbian Lovers and Adopt a Little Girl/Kit of Their Own, Thus Spawning a Sequel, Sillykit Has Two Mommies |
Ever notice how Heathertail's family is never, ever mentioned? It's because she has two mommies, and they can't show gay porn in a children's book. Anyways, here's the story.
Once upon a time, there were two cats named Bitpelt and Crapclaw. Bitpelt was a she-cat, and Crapclaw was a tom, but he felt like a she-cat. They fell in love and blah blah blah...*yawn* anyways, they had a kit. Her name was Heatherkit. They joined WindClan and then Crapclaw had a sex change. Thus, Heathertail has two mommies.