|Billy Ray Cyrus|
- "I love cats. They're so cute! Ohhh, who's a wittle kitty, who's a wittle―AHH! Get the hell off my face!"
- ―Miley Cyrus during an interview with People.
Miley Cyrus was a singer. Every night, little kittens would wake up screaming because they heard her singing. All the guy and lesbian cats would be all like, "Heeeeyyy!". All the girl cats would be like, "Look who's singing! It's little miss slut-slut!", and then Miley would come over and beat them up.
- Miley was on patrol when RiverClan crossed the border. There was a fight, which was stopped when Miley started singing, scaring away the other cats. Miley was later praised by her Clan.
Fight with Selena GomezEdit
- One day, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were walking down the street when Miley and her horrible friend Mandy murdered Demi. Selena Gomez murdered Mandy, causing Miley to get extremely angry with her.
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