- "I kill you Bluestar. I kill you then Snowfur will love me even more. Hahahahahahah..."
- ―Thistleclaw threatening Bluestar
| Thistleclaw | |
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| Affiliations | |
| Current: | Place of No Stars |
| Past: | ThunderClan |
| Names | |
| Warrior: Evil bitch: |
Thistleclaw Thistle-butt |
| Family | |
| Kit:
Mate: |
Whitestorm |
| Education | |
| Mentor(s): | Unknown |
| Apprentice(s): | Tigerstar |
Thistleclaw was an evil tom who was killed by the snobby fish cats of RiverClan. Unfortunatly, Bluedrunk's sister, Snowfur, fell for him, and had a kit with him, Whitestorm, one of the few Nite Owls, although the kick-ass white tom's father is definitely not a Nite Owl.
Surprisingly, Snowfur hadn't gotten shitfaced by Bluefur beforehand, but not through lack of trying.
Thistleclaw really hated like,everything except Snowfur. That's why Tigerstar is such a bitch.
Thistlekit was named so because 5 minutes after birth, he got jabbed in the ass by a thistle which had been woven into the nursery wall but the sluts who put it there had recently stolen 30 bottles of Bluedrunk's vodka, and were a little, okay a LOT, on the drunken side, so the thistle fell out and decided to PWN the kit. After being cut the tiny, evil tom screeched "FUCK!!!!!".
And so Poppydawn's son both learned his first word AND got named.